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Tooth rotting fluff это что
high bacteria count in your mouth causing your teeth to decay.
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11 Works by plot_hole_ventilation in 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
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and move mountains for thee by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
It is ridiculous, the way Barbatos waltzed into Morax’s life, annoying and brilliant and so damn charming—
No. He will not think those thoughts; there lies a dangerous road. He will ignore the gossip, ignore Barbatos, and this will all blow over.
It does not blow over.
hear thy prayers by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
When Venti finally speaks, his voice shakes the ground beneath them. «Who did this to you?» he says, his voice low and dangerous.
«D-don’t you like it—» Xiao stammers.
moonlight breeze by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
«Xiao,» he says, steeling himself. Xiao looks up at him with wide, curious, beautiful eyes, and Venti’s heart swells to bursting. «Xiao, I think I love you.»
Silence. Xiao is very still beneath him.
«Probably!» Venti blurts. «Most likely. Almost definitely. I’ll let you know if it changes.»
a dearth of common sense by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
It starts as a matter of convenience. They are both drunk, tipsy on rice wine and strange liquor, and they reach out to each other because they are the closest.
«We won’t speak of this,» Barbatos had said, afterwards. His braids were loosened, his cheeks were red, and his heart had beat rabbit-quick, under Morax’s ear.
«No,» Morax had agreed. «There is no need for us to do so.»
«This is just a bit of fun, after all. We’re free to stop at any time.»
and let the empty rumors fly by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
Millelith Case Report #10193 – Noise Disturbance Report of Wedding Procession
Location: Dihua Marsh
The residents of Dihua Marsh were awoken by a noise disturbance, variously described as (direct quotes) “a commotion,” “an awful racket,” and “world-ending calamity.” Further investigation revealed the source to be a wedding procession from Stone Gate ending in Liyue Harbor. The person-in-charge, Zhongli of the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor, provided proper documentation and licenses. (Unofficial note: Although the marriage license is made out in the names of two Liyue citizens, none of the Millelith were able to identify their place of residence or immediate family.)
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each breath a blessing by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
«Venti, are you done—» He stops short in the doorway, breath caught in his throat and fingers digging into the door-frame to steady himself.
Venti floats in the middle of the room, his feet barely brushing the ground. His wings are spread out, the gold encircling his chest and hips shining in the pale light of the moon. Venti winks at him, and Xiao breathes before he dares another look. White gloves, a single white stocking, bracelets of gold and horn. Bare skin and a sweep of white cloth that tangles around his legs. A tattoo on his thigh, matching the one on his chest.
«Lord Barbatos,» Xiao corrects himself with a smile, and green flashes in Venti’s eyes. «How may I serve you?»
sing your prayers to the sky by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
Zhongli smiles pleasantly. “I learned of the most fascinating thing while in mortal guise and would like to share it with you. I thought you might be interested.”
Xiao takes a sip of rice wine and keeps a straight face, nodding to show that he’s listening.
“Vacations,” Zhongli announces, with a smile. “Paid vacations to be precise. They are wonderful things.”
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and on fragile dandelion seeds by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
“You have somewhere to be?” Zhongli says. He doesn’t wait for the answer before handing both Venti and Xiao neat rows of heavy red envelopes, embossed in gold and ink. “Please give these to the children.”
“Tradition?” Venti says.
“Tradition,” Zhongli confirms.
“Cool,” Childe says, earning glares from all three of them.
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wishes carried by the lantern breeze by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
And oh, oh, Xiao was wrong. He’s not going to die the way he thought he would, crushed under the weight of his karmic debt. No, he’s going to die of Venti, of the happy little noises he makes into the kiss, of the brightness of his grin and the crow of triumph he lets out when Xiao clings to him even as he pulls away.
“Married an adeptus,” Venti sings. “Going to write a ballad about that.”
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through your veins songs of courage doth flow by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
“You’re so pretty,” Venti blurts, and immediately regrets his decision.
Xiao is tense in a moment, mask on and spear in hand. “Show yourself, demon!” he hisses into the darkness, and Venti has to bite back his laughter before revealing himself.
“Hehe, relax, Xiao, it’s me—”
“—L-lord Barbatos.” Xiao straightens, clearing his throat awkwardly. His mask is still on. “We are not allowed to meet. Please leave.”
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and the daring winds blow by plot_hole_ventilation
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
Summary
For a moment, they stand there, Xiao burning with embarrassment, Barbatos smiling blankly at him. Barbatos is taller by a few hairs, and the realization only adds to Xiao’s utter humiliation.
And to his surprise, Barbatos slings an arm around Xiao’s shoulders and laughs lightly, bringing their foreheads together. “Aw, I love you too!”
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(Accidentally) Speedrunned Taming Two Gods
Anonymous
Summary:
Deity Of The Nether, Blood God, he brings fear too many and has killed many more and the God of the End, guardian and ruler of end and one who would kill everyone who would ever hesitate to go pass the terrority.
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Dream is in a relationship with to two fearsome gods and here are the random dabbles of the situations they get themselves into.
Notes:
Of course I am not shipping real-creators, and if anyone is uncomfortable with this than please click away 🙂
This fic will include mpreg and smut (probably), there will be a warning to those chapters and are could be skiable. This fic is made purely out of fun.
These are mostly in a one-shot style but all based in the same verse.
Chapter 1: AU Explanation
Chapter Text
Here is a short explanation of “My God Husbands AU”! Just for y’all to know some surface level stuff.
1- Everything has minecraft logic to it.
Dream can join worlds, ya know for his speedruns and such. These worlds are considerably safer, they are called prototype worlds where nothing usually happens and will really only have other actual people if they are invited. So beating the ender dragon can be done over and over again and in a different setting world. There are also regular worlds where people just chill and just be a normal mortal world.
But there’s one world where the gods directly live in and run their respective dimensions, like Technoblade in the nether and Will in the end, they may seem like a prototype world but they aren’t, their just not meant for regular folk (expect for those who are very powerful and or want vengeance and fight them gods). XD is here too but he is a world hopper too so he is not usually in one spot for long or really cares about fighting for anything other than amusement.
People can respawn in prototype worlds, in the gods world dying is for real. In all, everyone who is not a god can die by old-age.
Other minecraft mechanics as well, also you could say Dream is basically an Admin.
Competitions, records, etc still exist.
(Goddess of Death Kristian is here and
Phil is a immortal due to loopholes
They are sorta of parents to Techno and Will, since here gods are born but at the same time made (it will be explain in a origins chapter perhaps)
but sorry Mumza and Dadza are very minor so lets move on-)
They really don’t do much other than destroy whoever goes to their territory but they do have a lot of enemies and people who despise them, along with some worshipers.
Gods don’t age once they hit their prime, so essentially they are immortal
There’s a rumor if someone kills them, their immortality will be given to that person along with their title
3- This is pure crack
These explanations may make it out as a serious fic but it is really not and these are really just to base some type of logic to this fic (i may or may not accidentally bend some of the rules/lore i made cause the crack needs it lmao). A lot of chessy fluffy situations with some good angst are also included here.
Btw Dream is romantically involved with Techno and Wilbur, but they aren’t with each other (they despise each other if not slightly tolerate)
Some Example Of Future Chapter
-Dealing with a pregnant dream (fluff/humor)
— Wilbur forgetting valentine’s day (humor/light angst)
-Technoblade’s ‘tiny’ obsession (fluff)
— Everything including BabyBoo (TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF)
-Basically Tommyinnit’s Dragon Minecraft video Part 1 (Angst/Humor)
-Basically Tommyinnit’s Dragon Minecraft video Part 2, with Ranboo (light angst/humor)
Btw requests, questions or anything you’re interested in seeing are welcomed! Smut included but i am very new into writing it lol.
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tooth rotting fluff
donotfeedthebirds
Summary:
After getting her wisdom teeth pulled, drugged-up Haseul has no idea who Vivi is. And Yeojin’s there to film this mess.
Notes:
(See the end of the work for notes.)
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Bullshit, she repeats in her head. “Why does it have to be from a bull—”
Haseul’s forehead crinkles in confusion at the muffled sound of her voice. It sounded as if there’s something lodged in her mouth. Bringing a hand up to her face, Haseul spits once, twice, before glaring at the bloodied cotton balls in her hand as if they had somehow offended her.
Chucking the balls to the other side of the room, Haseul’s confusion only worsens when she hears a hoarse “hey, watch it!” come from the direction she threw them in. Even in her muddled state of mind, she knows the balls aren’t sentient and so are not capable of human speech (…right?) so the only other option is—
“God?” Haseul groggily turns her head left and right, trying to catch a glimpse of the divine being herself. “Is that you? Is it my time?”
“Woah,” the voice says again, and Haseul finally sees who it’s coming from. It’s a tiny, young-looking girl who looks faintly like her, shoving a sticker-covered phone to her face. Definitely not who Haseul expected, considering the voice. “How high are you? The audience wants to know.”
“Short.” Haseul frowns. “Like 156cm.”
Haseul hears a soft giggle from her left, so she flops her head (her head feels abnormally heavy, so she can only flop it around on her neck) in its direction to find—
Haseul’s never really had a type before, doesn’t care too much about appearances, but this angel is definitely ticking all of her boxes. Apparently, Haseul has a thing for girls with long reddish hair with bangs that fall to their eyes, cheeks that scrunch up adorably when they smile, and kind eyes that look at her inexplicably fondly. Who knew?
“Yeojin,” the angel reprimands.
“Vivi unnie,” Haseul says.
“Vivi unnie,” she repeats, just because she can.
Haseul gulps. “Hurts.”
Vivi rubs her shoulder in an attempt to soothe her, which doesn’t really work because Haseul’s sure that her heart rate just spiked. Vivi’s presence just makes her the opposite of calm and Haseul’s glad she’s not connected to a monitor because for sure her elevated heart rate would have set off some sort of alarm.
“Yeah, it’ll be like that for a few more days,” Vivi says, frowning with worry. “But it’ll be a lot better than the headaches and swelling you were getting before.”
“Yeah, you won’t have to whine about your wisdom teeth anymore!” Yeojin adds helpfully. Haseul wonders if the girl has ever gone below 80 decibels, which doesn’t seem likely. “Because, you know, they’re gone!”
“Well, they’re not all gone,” Vivi corrects. “I checked earlier and there was one that grew properly and wasn’t affecting any of the other teeth. Your dentist probably left that one since it wasn’t causing any of the pain. Best to let it grow as usual.”
Pretty and smart. “Do you work here or something?” Haseul asks, faux-nonchalantly, trying to glean any information about her. After all, if Vivi is going to be her wife (which Haseul’s already decided that she wants wholeheartedly), she ought to know a little something about her, right? Occupation seems like a good place to start.
“Nope, but I’m trying to. Getting my dentistry degree in fall.” Vivi shoots her an amused smile and Haseul feels a giddy feeling in her chest build up knowing that she could make this perfect girl smile. “You know that.”
“The only thing I know,” Haseul slurs, the bloodied spit in her mouth muffling her words, “is that you’re really really pretty and I kinda sorta wanna hold your hand.”
At that, Yeojin bursts into raucous laughter and Vivi covers her hand with her mouth. Haseul’s confident bravado and face drops as she sees Vivi’s shoulders shake slightly. She’s laughing. At her. And wow does it hurt.
But then Vivi reaches over to grab Haseul’s hand and suddenly everything’s okay again. Soft hand, wow I’m so gay. Haseul’s ecstatic at the turn of events, sure that nothing could bring her mood down, until Haseul notices it. The diamond ring on Vivi’s left hand. Haseul deflates instantly. Of course, a girl as pretty, nice, and smart as Vivi had to be taken. She’s a damn fool for thinking she even had a chance.
Tears start welling up in her eyes and before she can stop herself, Haseul bitterly asks, “so when’s the wedding?”
Haseul points accusingly at her ring finger, more hurt than she had the right to be, puzzled when Vivi bursts into barely-constrained laughter.
«Baby, you’re the one who gave this to me,” Vivi explains with a fond smile. “Look down at your hand.”
Haseul does as she’s told and is surprised to find an identical ring there. “Wha- we’re engaged?” Can hearts light up with happiness? Do they do that? Because if they could, then there is definitely a bright light living in Haseul’s chest right now.
“Nope. We’re already married.”
Haseul sniffles, feeling the tears welling up in her eyes once more. “I missed my own wedding?”
“Ready to go home now?”
“Of course, baby!” Haseul says, with an enthusiasm that could rival Yeojin’s. She looks a bit unsure for a second, making Vivi a little worried that she’ll start crying again. “Can I call you baby?”
“Considering how you’ve done it for over four years now, yeah,” Vivi tells her, “I’d say you’ve earned the right.”
“Yess…” Haseul fist pumps in the air, before turning to the amused dentist. “I really did well for myself huh?”
«That you have.” The dentist smiles, obviously charmed by Haseul’s antics.
Vivi can’t even find it in herself to be jealous because of course she’s charmed, everyone should be. Haseul’s bumbling and clumsy confidence had always been oddly endearing, and Vivi’s glad that other people get to see it too. A lot of other people, if Yeojin’s threat/promise to put it up online is anything to go off by.
And well, the way Haseul looks at her with eyes full of amazement helps Vivi’s jealousy stay at bay.
«Miraculous Ladybug is 100% better than Paw Patrol!» Yeojin scoffs.
That’s how Vivi finds herself in the backseat of her own car, hand clasped tightly around her wife’s arms.
As she pokes at her still-intact tongue with intense confusion, Vivi considers reminding her how unsanitary her actions are, but eventually decides against it. Haseul’s so put together most of the time so seeing her like this is refreshing.
“Can we sue them for stealing my tongue?”
“So if we’re married, does this mean we’ve kissed?” Haseul says the last word so scandalously that Vivi can’t even blame how Yeojin almost swerves the car into oncoming traffic.
“We can kiss later when your mouth isn’t so numb,” Vivi offers.
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Wisdom teeth by Kenzie_Marvel
Fandoms: Black Widow (Movie 2021)
Summary
After a check up, it is determined Natasha needs her wisdom teeth removed. Cue an overprotective baby sister and an amused best friend.
Breaking Point by TwoRefined
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
Summary
BLU Scout is captured by the RED Team so they can find the locations of their Intelligence. Spy is in charge of the Interrogation. Can Scout withstand the torture for the sake of his comrades? How will he live with emotional scars he’s sustained? How will he escape his prison and return to his own base?
The story of one boy’s struggle for survival, one man’s quest for redemption, and another’s descent into madness.
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Jori ficlets by idontwannapickausername
Fandoms: Victorious (TV)
Summary
A collection of various Jori ficlets I’ve written while rewatching Victorious episodes on Netflix. Includes multiple scenarios and situations, all easily accessible through chapter titles.
Ease Your Pain by BlueHairedGrace1010
Fandoms: Rise (TV 2018)
Summary
Jeremy gets his wisdom teeth removed
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A Smile Makes a Man by Redlineriot
Fandoms: White Collar (TV 2009)
Summary
Peter forces Neal to go to the dentist after noticing a few strange things. Neal insists that he’s fine, but it turns out to be a little worse than he originally thought.
To Have Four Teeth Pulled In The Back Of A Shuttle by Pily
Summary
The others turned to their youngest, technically oldest, sibling.
“You okay, kid?” Hunter asked, confused.
“Yeah, just… I think my teeth hurt again?”
In which Omega has to have her wisdom teeth removed and Tech is excited to try something new.
Wisdom tooth by Speechless_since_1998
Summary
«You are so pretty. Are you an angel?»
«Yeah, because angels are pretty, and you are really, really pretty.»
«I don’t have wings,» he replied patiently.
Luo Binghe was silent for a while, then said, «Oh, then you are just incredibly beautiful. Did anyone ever tell you?»
Wisdom Teeth by josephine_diaries
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
Summary
Peggy has to get her wisdom teeth out, and as it turns out, she isn’t the best patient.
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Swirlin. Swirlin. Swirlin by Icylightning for Lemon_drop151
Fandoms: 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)
Summary
«Why do I haw.. gauze TK?» Carlos touched his cheek and whined «My moufth. ‘urts»
TK rubbed Carlos’s arm soothingly «That’s because they took your teeth out»
Carlos gasped «My teewth!? All ‘f them?»
Semi-Charmed Kinda Life by tay0720
Fandoms: Supergirl (TV 2015)
Summary
And I speak to you like the chorus to the verse
Chop another line like a coda with a curse
Come on like a freak show takes the stage
We give them the games we play, she said.
I want something else to get me through this
Semi-charmed kinda life, baby.
Fics are not connected in any way. Some may take place in other SC-fic universes I’ve written and will be linked in the chapter’s notes at the beginning.
Chapter 12 is the only Explicit chapter.
Chapter 22 slides into the Mature rating.
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Captain Wisdom by honeysucklesonata
Summary
Steve gets his wisdom teeth pulled out.
Steve’s adorable on da loop gas.
Even Pathologists Are Afraid of Something by FOREVER_SHERLOCKED
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
Summary
Molly has a dental procedure and Sherlock is her designated driver.
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(the way you) make me feel by PERVJVN
Fandoms: TOMORROW X TOGETHER | TXT (Korea Band)
Summary
taehyun’s wisdom teeth are removed.
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Dopey, Dazed, and Dumb by Aztecl
Summary
«That’s the point of the anesthesia, Seaweed Brain.»
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With your hand in mine by whennapsarelife
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
Summary
The waiting area of the university’s dental hospital wasn’t busy, for which Bokuto was eternally grateful. No need for a bunch of strangers to witness him breaking down in front of his dentist boyfriend. He didn’t have the energy to lift his eyes from where they were glued to his shoes to look around the room. The smell alone was doing enough to make his throat feel like it was closing up.
He couldn’t tell how long they just sat there until Kenma nudged him with his foot. Lifting his gaze for the first time since their arrival, Bokuto watched as Akaashi and Kuroo strolled towards them, both dressed in navy scrubs. A part of his brain vaguely registered that, had he not been scared shitless, he would have probably been incredibly turned on.
this is my time machine, where everything i’ve lost comes back to me. by LLReid
Fandoms: Bloodbound (Visual Novels)
Summary
Inspired by; This Bed by K E M A L.
“Is this the modern mortals’ equivalent of a torture chamber?» Kamilah asked Adrian eagerly over the phone. She’d never set foot in a dentists office before so she hadn’t had the slightest idea what to expect whilst waiting on Anastasia to finish having all four of her wisdom teeth removed. Despite how well her mortal had tried to prepare her for the brand new experience, nothing could’ve prepared her for the sight of all the wonderful looking devices one could use to torture their enemies until they begged for death. “Can you hear what is going on around me?” she prodded, glancing around the waiting room from her isolated corner that was the closest to the operating theatre where Anastasia was being treated. “Listen to all the suffering! Isn’t it marvellous?»
“I think you may be enjoying this too much,” he chuckled.
“Not one mortal looks happy to be here,” she explained. “I need to get my hands on some of these utensils the mortal dentists are using to mutilate their patients mouths… but I think Annie might be cross with me when she wakes up if I’d to blend with the shadows and raid the exam rooms right now. I’ll have to return at a later date.”
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Oral by Arsoemon
Fandoms: Persona 5, Persona Series
Summary
“I have to be with Yusuke to get his wisdom teeth removed.”
“Dude, you have to record that,” Ryuji had said. “It’ll be hilarious!”
“I’m sure he’ll be fine, probably sleepy,” Akira thought.
And here he sits, filming his conversation with his medically intoxicated artist.
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«You stole my wisdom?!» by BlowingYourMind
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
Summary
“How coincidental that the two of you would need to get your wisdom teeth out at the same time,” Mori broke the silence, tone filled with amusement. «I suppose we should schedule you appointments together?»
Dazai and Chuuya shared equal looks of disgust.
Being teenagers in the mafia was not easy, and Kouyou could emphasize. But nor is dealing with two teens hyped on drugs while bleeding from their mouths.
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as a kite by estrangedlestrange
Summary
When Percy wakes up after having his wisdom teeth removed he wakes to a girl saying, «You drool when you sleep.» His mouth might be hurting but he doesn’t care when the most beautiful person he’s ever seen is sitting at his side.
Took the Wisdom by 0704_writer_of_words
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
Summary
Louis thought he lost all his wisdom after his wisdom teeth surgery. Harry and Lottie are in charge of taking care of him but what happens when they forget to take his phone from him. Funny tweets and phone calls are bound to happen when combined with medication.
Based on Louis’ tweet about his wisdom teeth.