vanity card что это
Vanity card что это
Теория большого взрыва | The Big Bang Theory запись закреплена
Наверное многие замечали в конце серий картинки с текстом. Это, так называемые, карточки тщеславия Чака Лори (Vanity Card).
Будем выкладывать каждый день по одной
сегодня карточка из 1 серии первого сезона(номер 182)
Во времена моего продюсирования и написания сценариев сериала «Дарма и Грег», был только один способ читать эти карточки — записать серию на видеомагнитофон и ставить записанное видео на паузу в нужный момент. Решение это было далеко не идеальным: картинка дрожала как дура, из-за чего было трудно разобрать мелкие буквы моих еженедельных «фолиантов». И тут меня осенило. Что если создать устройство, которое записывает видео в цифровом виде? Не позволит ли это нам получить более чёткое изображение при «паузе»?
С этой своей идеей я направился к обнищавшему компьютерному гению по имени Шлёма Тивовиц. Как раз когда я зашёл, Шлёма лихорадочно работал над своим новым изобретением — усовершенствованной версией гриля Джорджа Формана. Шлёмин гриль должен был иметь жёсткий диск чтобы хранить подробности вашего последнего барбекю и адресную книгу. Я не видел в этом никакого смысла, но, так-как я не технарь, решил попридержать язык и представил ему свою идею.
Никогда не забуду его реакции. Его жирные губы смеялись плюясь гамбургерными крошками, обзывали меня и потребовали сейчас же покинуть подвал матери их владельца. Мои надежды рухнули, я вернулся к работе над сериалом и забыл о своей глупой идее.
Думаю, вы легко догадаетесь что случилось дальше. Тот факт, что вы прямо сейчас читаете эту карточку, говорит сам за себя. К счастью, злиться не в моём духе. Но, иногда, я чувствую себя немного использованным — обычно, когда я забываю рецепт приготовления куска жирной курятины в гриле.
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Кому-то недавно рассказывал, что в сериале «Теория большого взрыва» в конце всегда идут т.н. vanity cards от Чака Лорре, автора сериала. Они жутко смешные, но для того, чтобы их прочитать, надо на последней секунде успеть чикнуть по кнопке «пауза» и вчитаться.
Вряд ли их переводят на русский, я думаю. Чак пишет в них всякую смешную всячину. такой а ля ЖЖ у него выходит.
Например, такое вот:
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #277
Belarus is a small, land-locked country next door to Russia, Ukraine, Latvia, Lithuania and Poland. According to Wikipedia, one of its major exports is cattle by-products. Which begs the question, what horrible shape are the cattle in, if all they’re good for is felt hats and wallpaper paste? But Belarus does have a bustling TV production industry. One of their most recent hits is a sitcom about four nerdy scientists who live next door to a beautiful blonde waitress. The characters are named Sheldon, Leo, Hovard, Raj and Natasha, and the show is entitled, The Theorists. Each episode begins with a rapid-fire montage of images which takes us from the dawn of time to the present moment. Keeping with that theme, the montage is scored with what is probably the worst piece of recorded pop music since the dawn of time. And finally, each episode appears to be a Russian translation of a Big Bang Theory episode. When we brought this to the attention of the Warner Brothers legal department, we were told that it’s next to impossible to sue for copyright infringement in Belarus because the TV production company that is ripping us off is owned and operated by the government of Belarus. Having no other recourse, I’m hoping that this vanity card will be read by the fine folks making The Theorists, and, wracked with guilt, they break down and send us some felt hats. The Kyrgyzstan version of Dharma & Greg already sent me some wallpaper paste.
Chuck Lorre Productions
Chuck Lorre Productions’ original vanity card used for Grace Under Fire and Cybill
Chuck Lorre Productions is a television production company established by Chuck Lorre. It has been producing sitcoms to television networks and internet companies beginning in the 1990s.
Sitcoms
The sitcoms produced by Chuck Lorre Productions include:
Vanity Cards
Chuck Lorre Productions, #182, displayed at the end of The Big Bang Theory pilot episode
Chuck Lorre Productions is known for their unique vanity cards displayed at the end of their television shows. The vanity card for each episode of The Big Bang Theory is displayed after the credits roll, and right before the final Warner Bros. logo. The vanity card has shown up in every single episode.
Each vanity card is numbered and shows a brief note, sometimes with a photo, under the company name, and contains a random and often humorous insight from Chuck Lorre, which frequently tend to be cynical and have also become increasingly political in later years. The text appears on the screen only briefly, and can only be read if one has the episode on a recorded medium (such as a PVR) and pauses on the frame of the vanity card unless it is very short.
Some notes say that they have been censored, but «As always, you know where to look.» All notes, both censored and uncensored, are published on Chuck Lorre Productions’s website. The vanity cards are displayed by their numbers on the left-side column and a censored vanity card has «(c)» following the card number.
The first vanity card appeared at the end of the first «Dharma & Greg» episode in 1997.
Vanity card что это
Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards
Scrape and Analyze Chuck Lorre’s Vanity Cards
The guy that created television shows like Dharma & Greg, Grace Under Fire (which I remember enjoying when I was young), and the Big Bang Theory. He writes stuff and puts it at the end of his credits.
These are things that I had seen at various points (I only watch his shows on occasion), but never really gave them too much attention. I find that I can enjoy most of his work, but I would not consider myself to be a «fan» of any of it. Not too long ago, I saw a blurb about his most-complained-about vanity cards and it seemed as though there could be some interesting things to read. I cannot say that I was disappointed. I figured it would be a good opportunity to have some fun.
As noted earlier, we will use ‘rvest’ to scrape the data. Here is just a brief snippet:
Eventually, we will have a dataframe full of text like this:
Two things to know about what you just saw:
One. That was really Richard Feynman’s van.
Two. Richard Feynman’s van was not injured in the making of tonight’s episode.
The text will be accompanied by the show in which it appeared and the original air date.
I find these amusing. I enjoy some, but not others. I do not find any of them to be offensive, but I will not promise that someone else might not.
I think it will be fun to do some topic models on these texts. Given that there are some additional variables to use (show and date), I think a structural topic model is in order.
Only because I know @mclark— has a real affinity for them.
Wordcloud shenanigans and joking aside, the goal is to do some real neat stuff.
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